Friday 1 May 2009

Oh, ... PineHouse...

Due to a request on behalf of Ricky "A-huh-huh" Moysey, I have decided to explain to you readers the meaning of the word 'Pinehouse'.

As some of you may know, as time passes, creatures evolve and adapt to their surroundings. This is sort of what happened to the word 'penis'. This is fairly frequently used in conversations, you you can only expect natural selection to occur. Over a few days, the word 'penis' evolved to peinis, and as time went on it changed again to poynis.

This stayed at poynis for a while, until a new directional selection pressure forced it to become the word 'poinhouse'.

Finally, this word adapted to become the ultimate word- kind of like the apex predator of the vocabulary world... PINEHOUSE was born...

It has found a comfortable niche in the market, as a word nobody but us knows. Me and Ricky played a Dick and Dom 'Bogeys' style game with the word PINEHOUSE, and it was the most fun i had ever had... so far that day.

Which is funny because in the meantime wade and graham were in tesco, and as they were paying they heard PINEHOUSE!!!! from inside.

A-huh-huh...

2 comments:

  1. haha, Dick N Dom was amazing! Especially the game where they had to make up new words and their meanings, and the one where they did spoofs of game shows, i.e. "The Crystal Muck"
    :D

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