Battery Powered raided my house when i was naked

8:15

So yeah i got home from running training, and my mother said, 'Oh Graham called. He said he would ring back at half past eight. You better shower quickly so you can pick up the phone when you get out.'
So I had a Shower.

8:35

Just had a shower, and was wandering around looking for some shorts to sleep in.
Doorbell rings
Mother shouts 'Uh, Jamie, your friends are here..!'

Turns out it was Alan, Wade and Graham at the door. Typically, they had gatecrashed my house at the only time i was naked that evening. 'Inadverted Perverts'

What the hell were they doing just at my house at 9pm? I hadn't even eaten yet.

8:55

I had been talked into embarking on one of their random magical mystery walks.

In conclusion, i have decided that my friends are both strange and accidentally homosexual.