Ok, here are some jokes we found hilarious. Enjoy!
Q: A king walks into a bar and looks around. He sits down and what does he say to the barman?
A: One beer please
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: One beer please
Q: An Irishman, a german and a butcher were in a restaurant when suddenly
A: One beer please
Q: What do you call a no-eyed deer?
A: One beer please
Q: complete this phrase: "to be, or not to ...
A: One beer please
The more eagle eyed among you may have spotted that all the puchlines to all jokes simply end with 'one beer please'. For those of you who aren't 'in the know' thats how we roll in devon. Yeah man. Every joke is instantly made exponentially funnier by that line and it saves on memorising a whole bunch of less funny punchlines that actually go with the jokes.
One beer please
haha brilliant.
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